FAIK Beats

My words + AI tracks = disturbingly* dope.

Azure alter
ego.

A mashup of Golden Retriever, Rottweiler, Donny Hathaway, Tamika Mallory, Michael Schwerner, Joan Rivers, and Godzilla. This blue-bomination is my truest form.

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FAIK Beats

The funkiest mission statement in recorded history.

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Representative

Blue promise. Blake proposition. BX prognostication.

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Jerry Mander

A backroom banger 'bout a bad, bad dude.

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Golden Brown

A true tale of heartbreak, friendship, and one brave-ass beagle.

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Only a Lease

Laying down roots with Old Pro putts and Dumser's dreams.

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When It Happens

The day we pray for.

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*The AI-lephant in the Room

Every track on this page was generated using AI tools that consume enormous amounts of energy, were trained on the work of human artists without their consent, and pose an existential threat to dozens of music-related professions.

I see this harmful consumption as analogous to consuming animals. I eat meat, fully aware of the harms and atrocities of animal slaughter and factory farming. Unlike being a modern-American carnivore, AI music does more than satiate a craving and fill me with nutrients. It's a massive outlet for my lyrical skillz and creative instincts. I've never been so prolific and I've never danced so much in my life.

I chose to advertise the fakeness of my music, because unlike my beats, I try my best to always keep it real.